Boogie Woogie India

As we were getting ready to publish this months jokes on the blog, it suddenly reminded us that these jokes were too good to just let them be published without any special mentions and so we are dedicating the jokes to one particular channel that has been going revamp after revamp …. Well no special prizes for any guesses here

Please enjoy reading the jokes below!

Why did it take the channel a dozen revamps to get to where it was before? 
Because the new owners manual said “Concentrate” ! !

How did the revamp channel telecast killing a fish?
By trying to drown the fish in the sea.

What do you do if a television channel threatens to throw a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

How did the television channel fell apart?
He tripped over its senseless and cordless shows.

Why did the television channel climb the glass wall while revamping?
To see what was on the other side!

How did the channel try to kill its competitors? 
Flop “Revamping” for every six weeks !

How do you confuse between a moron and a flop revamped television channel?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in one corner!

Why did the channel that went for revamp turned around and went for another revamp?
Because he saw the sign that said “practice makes the man perfect”. LOL