Sumedha sent us a very funny joke and we thought we should publish it in this week’s humor segment. Hope you enjoy! Thank You Very Much Sumedha!!
Husband and wife are quietly reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure. It’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably. It is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No. I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Yes. Those are always good times.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No. She’s left-handed.”
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: ” . . .Shoot”
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