It’s been sometime that we read jokes on the blog. After listening to some cool jokes during the last episode of Boogie Woogie, it reminded me that we need to publish some jokes too. They say right - laugh is the best medicine of all times and so with the same thought we too bring you jokes that are stolen from various sources. Hope you enjoy reading them!!
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”
Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”
How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he writes it down. He says “I don’t need to write it down” She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down” “I don’t need to write it down” He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of eggs and hash browns. “I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my toast”.
Have a Happy Day Folks and do remember your stuff 
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