Boogie Woogie India

This week in Humor segment, we try to bring you some fresh jokes. Hope they bring few smiles. If  you would like to share any jokes, please send them over to sansuiboogiewoogie@gmail.com

• In today’s financial market one may have a legitimate question to ask their bank…..
  To My Bank:

Dear Sirs,

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me.

If one of my checks is returned marked "insufficient funds," how do I know whether that refers to me or to you?
Yours truly,
Concerned Customer

 

• A smart Excercise:

How Smart Is Your Right Foot? Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it.

• A written conversation between a Dad and a Son:

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.

Reply from Dad:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble ta

sk, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad